Write Facebook Status Updates For The Year 2017

I'll be 24... 1. Just got the new Prius...hands free steering is awesome! 2. Still can't believe Selena Bieber is pregnant... 3. I think it's time I untag my pictures from high school. 4. Trying to figure out why Facebook changed their format...once again. 5. The folks at Apple weren't kidding...the new Siri is actually …