Describe ascent using the most innovative, outrageous metaphors, similes, and physical descriptions you can think of.

Ascent went surfing after the hurricane Blew down her house. She dodged doorknobs in the waves, Then went back out the next day.   Ascent organized a file cabinet And went on a coffee run, Then told his future employer What a great internship that was.   Ascent hugged her son When he said Mom, …