At a romantic restaurant on a busy Saturday Night, a guy gets down on one knee and begins to propose. You are a sportscaster doing color commentary of the occasion for a live television audience.

And down on one knee, will you just look at this man’s posture! Have you ever seen a back so straight?! Just some quick background, our man Jeff here has been dating this lovely lady for a little over four years. He’s done with school. He’s got the job and you know what? He’s ready …